Great news: Lance Armstrong is alive! 。
The former cyclist posted an Instagram video Friday to prove he is very much alive despite a very random internet report to the contrary. 。
In the video shared Friday, Armstrong is holding a smartphone showing the false article on a totally no-at-all-fake-looking site called fox-news24.com.。
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So if you're scoring at home: Lance Armstrong, not dead. 。