Is Governor Scott Walker fit for public office?
On Sunday, the Wisconsin governor tweeted a photo of what appeared to be him at his grill. It was a proud moment for the governor—he used three whole exclamation points in his caption—until, of course, people who actually know how to grill started to pay attention. 。
SEE ALSO:8th graders refuse to take a photo with Paul Ryan because they don't "want to be associated with him" 。Twitter launched an immediate independent investigation into the governor's technique. 。
Twitter launched an immediate independent investigation into the governor's technique.。
Grilling out!!! pic.twitter.com/gElUPZJlBk。
— Scott Walker (ScottWalker) May 29, 2017。
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1. Failure to separate meats from veggies 。
ScottWalker Raw vegetables jammed up against raw chicken? Geeze, call your UW Extension food safety volunteers! Or have you cut their funding?
— Tina McGugan (TinaMcGugan) May 29, 2017 。
FiedlerPete Adam_Blas ScottWalker Also, put all of the same items on skewers to guarantee even cooking of each. Honestly, Walker. Figure out life already. 。
— S. (seetalms) May 29, 2017 。
Meat and vegetables cook at different temperatures, and thus, should be cooked on separate parts of the grill, like so:。
seetalms FiedlerPete Adam_Blas ScottWalker pic.twitter.com/mVhKfVfafB 。
— Nearsighted Girl (christysalmonso) May 29, 2017。
2. Alignment of chicken and beef on the same skewer。
ScottWalker Uh, you got beef & chicken on the same skewers. One of those is gonna get overcooked.。
— Coliseum Sewage (ColiseumSewage) May 29, 2017 。
ClueHeywood ScottWalker His skewer diversification sucks. Just randomly has yellow squash on a couple. Also like his "oh-shit-I-still-have-chicken-left" half skewer pic.twitter.com/Y8b3slfZQ5。
— LombardiParti (LombardiParti) May 29, 2017。
— LombardiParti (LombardiParti) May 29, 2017。
3. Dangerously low levels of salt and pepper。
ScottWalker For future reference. pic.twitter.com/xkbs15aziZ 。
ScottWalker scott do you somehow hate flavor even more than you hate unions?
— Eric Brown 🌹 (ericbrownzzz) May 29, 2017。
An epically bland grill for a historically bland man.。
4. Overall poor presentation 。
Grilling is more than just meats and veggies. It's an art form that requires skill and care. More than anything, Twitter was deeply disappointed with the governor's overall presentation. 。
This fucking moron does not deserve the gift of fire https://t.co/x55MbrIPIu 。
This fucking moron does not deserve the gift of fire https://t.co/x55MbrIPIu 。
— Helen Rosner (hels) May 29, 2017。
ScottWalker No one will allow you to bring the potato salad for as long as you walk this earth.。