As temperatures drop and the time of sunset nears closer and closer to mid-afternoon, the urge to swaddle ourselves in large cuts expensive knit fabric grows ever stronger.
Luckily a small Eastern European knitwear brand called Dukyana read our minds and designed the ideal winter outfit: a full-body tube scarf.
SEE ALSO:The 17 weirdest fashion trends of 2017Credit: dukyanaCredit: dukyanaCurrently available for pre-order, this massive mohair scarf measures 2.5 meters (or about 8 feet) in length, and can be worn wrapped around your body like a giant leg warmer.
As seen on Dukyana's scarf model, their tube knit can be worn folded to shoulder height (the ideal styling for TV watching) or unfolded (the ideal styling for after checking the news).
The scarf retails for $280 (or $220, if you opt for the "huge" knit over "chunky" knit) and comes in five colors, including an inviting marled red.
If you need us, we'll be asleep inside our sweater tubes until April.
[H/T: The Daily Mail]