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Wow, another week in the ol' logbook. Five workdays in the dust, never to be seen again.

You frankly love to see it.

The weekend is here and so is fall — yes, summer is officially gone, even if the planet is heading into a perpetual heatwave.

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So, anyway, it's weekend time. To celebrate, per usual, we collected some of our favorite tweets of the week that'll hopefully make you laugh.

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Here they are, the 12 best tweets of the week.

1. Let me be 100 percent clear on the matter: No Bingus

2. Obligatory dril tweet

3. The people have voted and decided it is an average ocean

4. Honestly, this would be the perfect amount of followers. Just post burger and live in peace.

5. Everyone be quiet. Hush up. Focus. Now listen: Kevin Lasagna.

6. This tweet is too loud and it is rude to me, personally

7. The passage of time, what a concept

8. This is perhaps the greatest idea of our time and Taco Bell should implement it immediately

9. This room kicks ass and we all know it

10. Another dril tweet for your viewing pleasure

11. Ladies and gentleman, esteemed colleagues, the joker

12. And finally, in honor of fall being upon us, this

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