Christmas cards are boring, aren't they?
Santa. Reindeers. Trees and baubles. It's always the same, every year. We might as well just do away with all together, right?
Well, maybe all hope is not lost.
SEE ALSO:These alternative Christmas cards will stop you in your tracksWith its gloriously blunt and sweary range of Christmas cards, UK-based family design company Love Layla is hoping to throw a tinsel-wrapped spanner in the works.
"As a husband and wife team, we employ our family and friends, so the 'creative process' is always an entertaining one," director Stacey Dennis told Mashable, when asked how they come up with their designs.
"We simply sit down and yell out ideas, one person jots them down and the design process continues. We design everything in-house and nothing gets 'approved' until everyone is happy. It just becomes awkward when we have to talk about the size of penises for our Wrapping Paper designs…"
As you can probably guess from that description, all Love Laya designs have a theme: they're all spectacularly rude, and the Christmas cards are no exception.
From brutal festive jumpers to angry Santas, here are 13 of the best...
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Feeling festive yet?
Christmas isn't the only holiday Love Layla caters for, either.
Unsurprisingly, their delightfully rude style always goes down well in February.
"We create cards for every season and occasion but by far the Valentine’s Day range is always our favourite," said Dennis.
"Valentine’s Day is always one we can get away with being naughtier and they always receive good feedback… We always push to be even ruder than last year!"
You can find the full range of designs on the Love Layla website.